this website has crossed the boundary and we need divine intervention
How about centaurs as bisexual parallels, though?
Can’t you just picture a centaur like, “What did you just call me? ‘Half human, half horse’? Ex-fucking-scuse me, I am ALL centaur!”
And just, constantly having people define you in terms of things that aren’t you, chopping you into parts because they can’t accept you as a whole, individual thing.
Trying to get the resources you need and constantly feeling out of place for it, because nothing is really intended for you.
"What do you mean you need horse shoes AND shirts?"
"Well sorry that my hooves wear down and that humans get fussy if I go around topless. Also, do they really have to be called HORSE shoes? I wear them and I’m not a horse."
"OMG special snowflake, shut up. Centaur isn’t a legitimate species, just decide if you’re more of a human or a horse."
"PRETTY FUCKING SURE I’M A CENTAUR."
I just have a lot of bisexual feelings about centaurs, sorry not sorry.
Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.
I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
the only thing vines have ever taught me is that seven seconds is a lot longer than i originally thought
When not fighting battles of others or debating the actual merits of Daedra worship ("This one thinks it’s unwise to steal for someone who will turn you into an old hag on a whim" "BUT ITS AN UNBREAKABLE LOCKPICK, ‘VIRA!!!") Kha’vira, the dragon knight merc, and Terra’ra, the scholarly storm conduit - expelled from high rock for ‘unsafe summoning practices’ - get along rather famously.
(commission done in a timely manner by poly XD)