One of the best videos I’ve seen on this.
I don’t know where I can use this gif but I don’t want to waste my find so here
i have no idea either
boys who moan during sex make it 500% better
It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade
today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility.
reblog to save a life.
Woodrow Wilson drags us into [World War One] and one of his big pitches was self-determination… Then he gets in and participates in this redrawing of the lines in the Middle East that we’re still fighting over. And now of course there’s a challenge to the lines… they were artificial then, they’re artificial now, and they’re going to be redrawn because we live in a new age, in a positive way, a new age because things are changing. … People are saying enough is enough, we want to be on our own. …
So what’s wrong with an idea whose time has come, the idea that we have a foreign policy based on the Golden Rule and don’t do anything to anybody else that we wouldn’t want them to do to us? Wouldn’t that solve a lot of problems?”
… [The United States] helped start Hamas and then [it] said, ‘okay, I think you should have democratic elections’, and they did, but then [the U.S.] didn’t like who they elected so [the U.S.] decided to turn on them. So then they had an election in Lebanon, Hezbollah gets elected, and oh, [the U.S. doesn’t] like them, and on and on … How long did [the U.S.] support the dictator of Egypt? Tens of millions of dollars, then [the U.S. decides they] don’t like Mumbarak so [the U.S. kicks] him out, and [the U.S. says] ‘okay have an election’, so they elect somebody that belonged to the Muslim Brotherhood. Oh, [the U.S. doesn’t] like them, so we’ve got to get rid of him and put in the military dictator again. When are we going to wake up as an American people and say it’s not working, it’s stupid, it doesn’t help us, it’s bankrupting us, and it puts us in more danger and [the U.S.] ought to quit?”
Do you think people around the world want to emulate [the U.S.] now? Because any time [the U.S. doesn’t] like anything they do, [the U.S. sends] sanctions to punish the people, and [it sends] bombs to kill a bunch of people, and then [the U.S. kicks] out the leaders [they] don’t like. And you don’t persuade people that way, you do it by setting a standard…It isn’t like you have to have a PhD in some fancy science to understand well, uh, don’t hurt people.
Ron Paul, from his speech at LPAC on Sep. 20, 2014 (via laliberty)
I read the tweet, and then I read the username.
Can someone explain to me why THIS
is the object of my affections?
Because I’m awesome and good at bake-making
You’re good at something but I do not think it is the bake-make, son.
Alright so I saw a post on here and it was this song but sped to walking speed…except Alex sounded like a chipmunk. So I took it upon myself to do the same thing, except keep the original pitch. I love it.
HOW DO YOU DO THIS MAGIC
WHERE DO I GET THIS VERSION?!?!??!!
yea im a girl
yea i play video games
yea im a dude
of course i play fucking video games
im really a woman
yea im a girl
yea i play video games
HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG
indeed i am a boy
indeed i play video games
HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH
Yeah I’m an trans*guy
yeah I play video games
jk I’m actually a dad
IT GOT BETTER